So of late, I must say my moronic moments have been few nod far between unless of course you count the time when I had an unfortunate incident involving my underwear underwire......

Not larger lager

So who knew that bottled lager was actually a half pint?? Thought I'd been drinking pints for years....turned out haven't xx

Back at last

So this was to be the year, this was the turning point at which perhaps I changed my name fro someone lacking everyday basic skills but no, that was not to be the case especially on New Years Day when I posted 4 beautiful picturesque postcards to my family, only realising afterwards, when they were in the post box ready I had forgot to attach the stamps! Happy New Year Miss Plebs!!!!

Nice weather for a picnic!!! Not

So here I go again, for some unknown reason it seems what ever I seem to try and orgnise fails mirabley just like the British Weather, thought as we have had some glorious sunshine of late that a picnic in the beautiful Malvern Hills would be a great way to catch up with friends and laze about drinking cider,laughing at days gone by and frollicking with the baby lambs, er well you get the picture, however Thunder and Lightning and their betst pal Mr Pissitdown begged to differ and so no picnic, no cider and no frollicking BOO!!!!! not to worry at least I didn't leave my bank card in the machine at the garage with some crazy lady shouting after me and I hurridly locking myself in the car before I realised my mistake and then had to wind my window down and apologise and make my terrible excuses as why I hadn't slowed to down for her....but then again being Miss Plebs of course I did lol xx

You couldn't make this shit up!!!!!

So after deciding to walk to the dentist on this fine afternoon, I also thought it would be awesome to be "one with nature" and leave my phone behind, I hadn't planned on leaving my keys on the inside of the door, therefore locking myself out, and with no phone hence no numbers hence not knowing what the f**k to do, I had then to rush to the nearest phone box (which are now almost obsolete) ring my parents in Newcastle theirs being the only number I know off by heart, after firstly spending £4 of course to 118 118 asking for my other half's office, which they obviously couldn't locate. Thank fully, mam to the rescue who got in tough with my other half, who instead of being the usual 70mins away, was at a meeting 20mins away, although he did miss his meeting and was not very happy, so one with nature? give me good old fashioned technology any bloody day! xx

Eventually fund my way back!!

After weeks of trying to sign is as Miss Plebs I have now realised that I am actually Miss Pleb! (moron moment no1!) So here I am with far too many moments to try and mention, such as my latest visit to a wedding in London in which my boyfriends brother asked us not to break any of his two remaining glasses, when he handed us a glass of bubbly, only to smash it a day later on the sideboard, (moron moment no2!) and then to sit down on a sunny afternoon to have your BBQ blown away and then to put your slipper on top of your plate, which has food still remaining (moronic moment no3!). Another night of hocking with the combination of having too much cheese and hayfever!!!!! my life plods along lol xx

Hump day......... it's all down hill from here

So Weds didn't go too according to plan, having to fill in for a year 11 pupil in my GCSE Drama wasn't the easiest (now I know why I didn't make is as an actress) and so my Pleb moment (Person Lacking everyday Basis Skills) came quite early on, you will realise, (should you follow my blog) I tend to have at least one Pleb moment everyday! This time playing  a character with a wacky hair style was fun, teaching for the rest of the morning, without checking my reflection was not! I thought I was being unusually funny with my delivery of lessons, alas I was being laughed at, not with, oh well hay ho it's Weds, mid-week, meaning hump day and down hill from here, alas for moi not always in a positive way lol.