You couldn't make this shit up!!!!!

So after deciding to walk to the dentist on this fine afternoon, I also thought it would be awesome to be "one with nature" and leave my phone behind, I hadn't planned on leaving my keys on the inside of the door, therefore locking myself out, and with no phone hence no numbers hence not knowing what the f**k to do, I had then to rush to the nearest phone box (which are now almost obsolete) ring my parents in Newcastle theirs being the only number I know off by heart, after firstly spending £4 of course to 118 118 asking for my other half's office, which they obviously couldn't locate. Thank fully, mam to the rescue who got in tough with my other half, who instead of being the usual 70mins away, was at a meeting 20mins away, although he did miss his meeting and was not very happy, so one with nature? give me good old fashioned technology any bloody day! xx